If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
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Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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