Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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