The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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