Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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