I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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