The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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