I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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