I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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