im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
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im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
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It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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