Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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