lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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