My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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