me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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