Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
God, I missed his penis.
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