after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
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