we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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