If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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