No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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