Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
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I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
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I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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