party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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