Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
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Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
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I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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