I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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