We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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