I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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