this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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