Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
