Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
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Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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