She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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