I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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