Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
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Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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