So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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