So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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