I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
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Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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