i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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