She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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