Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I believe in your delicious
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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