I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
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So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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