In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I am one with the molecules
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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