so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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