My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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