Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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