I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
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I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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