Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
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I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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