Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
