That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
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I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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