I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
