Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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