I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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