handjob tips. give me some.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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