Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
