Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
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STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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