I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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