I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
